2012年3月28日 星期三

Re: [耍冷] 劉備

作者  lin9287 (Nothing is over)                                   看板  joke
標題  Re: [耍冷] 劉備
時間  Wed Mar 28 00:31:14 2012
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中山靖王的後代劉備長的貌不驚人。

就像三國某英雄常被誤認為小兵。


有一次,公孫瓚帶著劉備、關羽和張飛去見袁紹,表明要相助討伐董卓。


公孫瓚:「袁紹您好,我想跟您交個朋友,也帶了三個人想介紹給您。」

 袁紹:「好說好說,我們正需天下豪傑相助,掃蕩董卓暴黨,見一個殺一個

     絕不容情,此為國家社稷著想,望伯珪兄大力參與。」

公孫瓚:「科科,我ㄊㄨㄚˋ來的三個人都很厲害,我們可以很大力的參與。」

 袁紹:「喔?敢問三位是...?」



張飛見袁紹眼光望來,趕忙回答。

「俺是燕人張飛,俺萬夫莫敵,必殺個董卓小兒人仰馬翻。」

袁紹:「嗯嗯!張飛張飛,展翅大振一飛衝天,如此豪爽,果然人如其名。」



張飛爽爽。











關羽看三弟自薦,也接著拱手向袁紹打招呼。

「盟主您好,我是關羽,字雲長,逆天之賊,不義之士,皆我所不能容。」

袁紹:「關羽啊!關在籠中的羽翼,你是有自閉症嗎?哈哈。」說完嘲諷的的一笑。






(必你妹,他日老子必砍你大將。)關羽臉色一沉,摸髯不語。











袁紹接著望向劉備,遲疑了一下。

「你是...?」

劉備一驚,心想,還是不要說我是中山靖王的後代好了,免的讓袁紹兄覺得我太臭屁。

「我...我只是關羽跟張飛的......」



「等等,讓我猜,耳垂大幾觸肩、手臂長可過膝。」袁紹大悟。



袁紹:「你是布袋和尚的後代!」

劉備連忙搖頭。

袁紹見了劉備搖頭的樣貌,又大悟了一次。



袁紹:「你是波浪鼓。」


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