2012年4月8日 星期日

Re: [笑話] 出門晃晃

作者  CDing (CD中)                                                看板  joke
標題  Re: [笑話] 出門晃晃
時間  Sat Apr  7 18:28:38 2012
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※ 引述《spcjp (一整個悲劇)》之銘言:
: 有一天
: 小明跟小美說
: 小明:小美你看天氣這麼好~要不要出門去晃晃?
: 小美:我不要
: 小明:你確定你不要??這樣會很痛喔...
: 小美:為何??
: 小明:因為....
: 不晃~會被撞到地上~~~~~~~




「不、不行了!好痛」小美以火車便當的姿勢伏在小明胸膛上,眉頭微皺。

這是他們交往半年來的第一次。

小美從沒交過男朋友,自從在社團認識了小明,兩人越愛越深,

而小明也布局許久,玫瑰、大餐、紅酒的多方攻勢下,終於讓他擊出漂亮的全壘打。



憐香惜玉的小明,儘管當下性慾高漲,看到痛苦不堪的小美,也是捨不得。

「好吧,那我出來囉。」

















話聲剛落,小明將雙手放開小美,在空中向外畫了一個圓,將小美扶在肩上的手給撥開。

小美初嚐禁果,心情還未平復,內息兀自起伏不定,加之小明將手放開,
又將自己的手給撥了去,全身無著力之處,便跌落在地。



小美:「幹你娘,衝殺小?」


小明:



















「抽離身體,放開自己~~~~~~~~~~~ㄚㄚㄚㄚ~~ㄚㄚㄚㄚ~~~~」

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