[耍冷] 西瓜

作者  gugugaga (guga)                                             看板  joke
標題  [耍冷] 西瓜
時間  Sat May 14 04:12:07 2011
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大熱天小明回家打開冰箱看到切好的西瓜
說了一句:

價賀~!習規~~!

然後小明就死了

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推 ak47ilike:能死的這麼容易真好啊，我也想要輕鬆駕鶴西歸Q_Q         05/14 04:15
推 Sheepforpart:樓上,人生還是有很多好事的不要想不開                05/14 04:23
推 ak47ilike:我連下決定這樣終結生命的勇氣也沒有勇氣也沒有          05/14 05:06
→ ak47ilike:http://www.plurk.com/p/by19ip                         05/14 05:06
→ ak47ilike:感謝二樓的鼓勵                                        05/14 05:07
推 q40336:對阿 一樓 有時想想會覺得很好笑當初怎麼會這麼傻呢         05/14 07:35
→ q40336:所以說不要等到後悔才來去嘆息 正確的決定才是人生的道路    05/14 07:36
→ q40336:走向阿,有時候會碰壁.....或許那就是人生的真諦阿!!!        05/14 07:36
推 js50424:推文好沉重...                                           05/14 07:36
推 HornyDragon:這推文是三小  就可板變成救渴板了  囧                05/14 08:28
推 vvvvSSSS:這推文害我心情超沉重...                                05/14 08:41
推 antoniotim:一樓拍拍                                             05/14 08:43
→ KeyFSN:....我的心情                                             05/14 09:12
推 namcp:推文...                                                   05/14 09:33
推 nieh:1F拍拍 千萬不要這麼想不開 之前我有一個朋友也是這樣 結果他  05/14 09:40
→ io0i4410wa: 就被顏射了                                          05/14 09:43
推 Hateson:.............                                           05/14 09:45
推 clarecat:1f  請每天都保持愉快的心情吧  未來是充滿希望與美麗的   05/14 09:48
→ clarecat:別輕言放棄   跌倒了就要爬起來  加油 T︿T               05/14 09:48
推 haha0805:這是什麼溫馨的推文…這裡真的是JOKE…                   05/14 09:50
推 nieh:            +++++++  1F   R.I.P.   +++++++                 05/14 09:53
推 kennyru04wj4:就可溫馨化了XD         1F要加油                    05/14 09:54
推 snow5420:還能在這邊推文就不要想死= =                            05/14 10:00
推 spongebob716:我走錯版了...                                      05/14 10:01
推 beaune:殺小XDDDDD                                               05/14 10:10
→ chronon:= =||                                                   05/14 10:16
推 waterorz:加油哦~1樓~~~~~~~~打起精神來>_^                        05/14 10:20
推 thedeathhero:看到這樣的就可版...也難怪一樓會...(遠目)           05/14 10:24
推 l1l1l1l1:溫馨個屁喔?  發什麼神經啊  害我起雞皮疙瘩              05/14 10:27
推 leo1:好詭異的氛圍....                                           05/14 10:29
推 cjw0406:有抓狂一族的感覺                                        05/14 10:36
推 icywolf:甲賀 西瓜帖                                             05/14 10:44
推 jimlexus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 05/14 10:52
推 pinkeypinkey:1F 想想沉重的事的同時也請記得發生過的好事          05/14 10:58
推 creamteas:   1F 想想可樂果~~~可樂果~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~           05/14 11:00
推 freedom77:溫馨                                                  05/14 11:08
噓 OTTO0:我只是想進來看個笑話  幹麻害我流下男兒淚                  05/14 11:10
→ CTUST:我覺得這是世界級的OP                                      05/14 11:11
推 ao6qup3:這................                                      05/14 11:15
→ wangyc:1F...                                                    05/14 11:20
推 oXnXo:這篇是怎樣...                                             05/14 11:30
推 lyndon918:哭哭                                                  05/14 11:41
推 cash0101:也太溫馨了吧 還我蔚藍純淨的就可版阿Q__Q                05/14 11:46
推 rjpinnie:就可的推文總是讓人意想不到.....                        05/14 11:58
推 LonyIce:拍拍.... 我也自殺未遂，不過總有好的一面的               05/14 12:01
推 ken0062:.....還我joke版                                         05/14 12:01
推 otakuwill:溫馨版                                                05/14 12:11
推 wowhung:溫馨                                                    05/14 12:20
推 liu31636:推文很靠盃...害我眼眶泛淚了一下 X!!                    05/14 12:29
推 storyf66014:這篇是怎樣 Q_Q                                      05/14 13:07
推 ponystail:1樓拍拍                                               05/14 13:09
推 keler897:不會阿 我看到推文快笑死                                05/14 13:10