[童年] 去拿冰塊!!!

作者  ciaerin (^^)                                         看板  StupidClown
標題  [童年] 去拿冰塊!!!
時間  Fri Jan  6 11:22:21 2012
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最近喝了朋友的喜酒

忽然想起兩年前一則喝喜酒的趣事

兩年前去喝一個長輩的喜酒

親戚朋友大家久沒見了  幾杯黃湯下肚

就開始七嘴八舌的聊了起來

這時後冰桶裡的冰塊用完了

嬸嬸手指著櫃台跟小表弟說

" 來~ 去那邊跟阿姨拿一點冰塊過來 "

小表弟果然又乖又聽話

" 拿著冰桶搖搖晃晃的走去了"

(小表弟約莫5、6歲的年紀)


沒多久功夫

小表弟拎著一桶冰塊回來

那些親戚朋友又喝了起來




故事講到這邊  我想我先澄清一下  我不喝酒的  也不放冰塊在飲料中




過了一會~~  別桌的某位不認識男性走過來












" 你們這冰塊不要用啊 "















" 剛才我看到這小朋友去廁所，把小便斗裡的冰塊裝滿之後走出來 "







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※ 編輯: ciaerin         來自: 203.74.127.61        (01/06 11:22)
推 eddieptt:XDDDD                                                  01/06 11:30
推 x3139:櫃台設在廁所？                                            01/06 11:32
推 bluesofsky:小弟弟半路轉彎 去廁所提回來的!!! 好噁啊              01/06 11:34
推 DavidTs:omg，我笑噴了xD                                         01/06 11:35

其實後來我們有問小表弟  怎麼不去櫃檯跟阿姨要

他說阿姨不理他  我猜可能是櫃檯太高  服務生在忙也沒注意到吧
※ 編輯: ciaerin         來自: 203.74.127.61        (01/06 11:41)
→ DavidTs:不知道那些阿姨叔叔的表情如何xD                          01/06 11:49
推 kioskyline:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               01/06 11:49
推 Hans14:XDDD                                                     01/06 12:13
推 ffaarr:雖然有隱約猜到，不過還是笑翻了XDDDD                      01/06 12:14
推 powmi:杯具                                                      01/06 12:20
推 G4JI3:為什麼小便斗要放冰塊阿@@!??                               01/06 12:28
→ poiulkjh0000:小便斗放冰塊比較不會臭                             01/06 12:31
推 miky:小表弟前景一片光明 XDDDD                                   01/06 12:40
推 BSpowerx:可以防止尿液揮發, 減少臭味                             01/06 12:40
推 GoBelieve:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               01/06 12:46
推 frank8421:XDDD                                                  01/06 12:46
推 tony86069:午餐文                                                01/06 12:47
→ frank8421:最喜歡射在冰塊上~~看冰塊融出一個洞很好玩!!~~~         01/06 12:48
推 dcoog7880:根本想害人吧XDD                                       01/06 12:49
推 r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        01/06 12:51
→ minshechiang:XDDDDDDDDDD                                        01/06 12:54
推 solon164:超好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                   01/06 12:57
推 lingling0000:＼(∩_∩)／ 一起尿聊吧!                            01/06 12:57
推 myemail:茼n笑了@@                                               01/06 13:00
推 a87992772:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                01/06 13:01
推 doa2:這招太高了  殺人於無形...                                  01/06 13:02
推 oue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                             01/06 13:04
推 snowhour:小表弟前途一片光明！！                                 01/06 13:05
推 MPLeo:哈哈..小朋友真讚..超有解決問題的能力的..XD                01/06 13:13
推 smoky314:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/06 13:14
推 StBernand:XDDD路人為甚麼不當場阻止那個小弟阿                    01/06 13:20
推 Komachionozu:這小朋友超表的~~                                   01/06 13:21
推 std94003:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          01/06 13:22
推 MiLu307:xD                                                      01/06 13:23
推 eggimage:好聰明的小弟弟                                         01/06 13:23
推 tw765:這有梗                                                    01/06 13:26
→ cmid05:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    01/06 13:26
推 penguin974:這篇會爆....                                         01/06 13:28
推 soneTAE:小弟弟：計畫通(笑                                       01/06 13:29
推 blacksix:有前途 這跟金哥一樣陰險神人了XD                        01/06 13:30
推 purplecherry:有擅長解決問題的能力,強!                           01/06 13:32
推 jinnglu:XDDDD 好有後勁                                          01/06 13:33
推 iel:PUSH                                                        01/06 13:43
推 z0779:這路人佛心來著!!                                          01/06 13:43
推 dacegirl703:真是太恐怖了                                        01/06 13:46
推 cheeshan:有笑有推／底迪要不要吃冰塊～                           01/06 13:51
推 shihyajulia:好強的後勁XDD還好我也不喝酒不加冰塊的XD             01/06 13:53
推 timlin:親戚：這酒真好 味道醇厚香氣還很特別                      01/06 13:53
→ lanue:喝的的時候 不會覺得很奇怪 多一種味道嗎?! 還是都茫了?      01/06 13:54
推 lime9:XD                                                        01/06 14:00
推 nomorepipe:XDDDD                                                01/06 14:02
推 sidwei908:這篇後勁好強!!                                        01/06 14:06
推 melody48:結果大家都酒醒了....XDDDD                              01/06 14:13
推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       01/06 14:14
推 volksppt:噗茲的就笑出來了                                       01/06 14:15
推 rsy:特別回甘嗎XDDDDDD                                           01/06 14:16
推 BraveFly:........ 底迪前途光明XD                                01/06 14:17
推 Huawen:底迪有前途~知道想辦法變通~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             01/06 14:24
推 guest5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              01/06 14:25
→ gn00030879:好噁...                                              01/06 14:25