2012年12月24日 星期一

R: [問卦] 有沒有女生體溫的八卦

作者  NCKUkober (成大狗鼻哥)                                 看板  Gossiping
標題  Re: [問卦] 有沒有女生體溫的八卦
時間  Mon Dec 24 00:30:39 2012
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※ 引述《nicebig (看屁)》之銘言:
: 沒意外的話 今年應該是小弟一個人過聖誕節了
: 小弟從來不知道抱著另一個體溫的感覺是啥
: 唉~
: 有好心人願意分享嗎

看到這篇文章讓我憶起以前在成大的點滴

大學念成大這四年是我過的最開心快樂的日子

在那四年中 我遇見人生中最知心的朋友

陪我渡過大學的年少輕狂

讓我看見這世界原來有多麼的寬敞

 

從開始在八卦版寫大學生活的回憶到現在也一年多了

又回到最初的那個冬天,大遠百頂樓的燈光依舊朦朧閃爍

冬陽暖暖地穿過窗簾透了進來,隨著微風灑在我身上

我在床上蜷曲著棉被蠕動,享受美好的冬日早晨

棉被中還殘留著水利系室友的餘溫

我醒來,他已經不在身邊,或許是上課去了

 

前日中午,我在客廳吃太師傅的鹹酥大雞腿便當時

望見外面天空清朗無雲,陽光耀眼刺人

完全沒有前些日子東北季風面陰沉濕冷的感覺

我就把房間裡面悶了許久的棉被拿到頂樓曬

接著就出門上課了

 

下午我都在電機系館上實驗課

完全沒有意識到傍晚的時候來了一場莫名雨

直到上完課要走出系館吃飯時,看見長榮路面水漬閃著霓虹光芒

才知道有下過一場雨,但那時也還沒想到中午有把棉被拿出去曬這件事

 

傍晚後的溫度又漸漸滑落,成大天空上的烏雲快速流動

我回到家後看見空蕩蕩的床也沒覺得什麼不對勁

就到書桌前坐著上網打三國了

 

我跟電機系室友 關羽張飛下路對線曹操甄姬

戰線有去有回好刺激

水利系室友突然拿著中上健次的「岬」來

說他想要當文青,看這個可以嗎? 今天剛到圖書館借的

我翻開書皮看了一下作者簡介

這本書是74回芥川獎的作品,應該還不錯吧? 我也沒看過

但是看了這個就會變文青嗎? 我也不曉得

在我那個學生時代,大家都瘋狂地追求什麼是文青

生活除了讀書之外就剩探討生活、旅行的意義

所有東西只要搭上文青風都可以賣很好

尤其是那時候的政大金弦獎,號稱文青搖籃

是每年一度文青必去場合,門票常常要透過關係才拿的到

這時候就是決定誰是今年度的文青領袖

包括大家所熟悉的 張雨生 陳綺貞 蘇打綠 盧廣仲 陳珊妮

都曾是在政大金旋獎台上一顆閃亮耀眼的星

 

最後曹操過裝給甄姬 我跟電機系室友關張被殺到當跳狗

水利系室友躺在我的床上看「岬」,說他很冷,想蓋棉被

這時我才想起棉被還在頂樓,上去看時已經濕成一片

他看見我棉被這樣可能不能睡了 就熱情地約我去他那邊睡

 

那天晚上在被窩裡,水利系室友跟我說他看了岬之後覺得好感傷

日本文學總是比較陰沉的嘛,而且黑暗的人性才是文學要表達的東西啊

我嘗試這樣安慰他,因為我也曾經接觸過一段時間

多少了解那種細膩又苦悶窒息的感覺

水利系室友的情緒還是遊走在沉悶中

來自內心的憂鬱,無法說明為什麼,這是文青的天賦

水利系室友應該已經漸漸體會到什麼是文青的意義了

若本性就不是憂鬱,需要外力介入才會憂鬱,那就不是文青

我這樣跟水利系室友說明,不曉得他是否能了解我的話

 

突然間,水利系室友問我體溫的感覺是什麼,有點遺忘了

我不知道該怎麼回答,沉默地躺在他身邊

在棉被裡,我感受到他的體溫藉由空氣從他身上傳來

 

這時我才知道他不是遺忘,而是想起

 

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